teentit4ns:

mamasam:

bestrooftalkever:

Two bald eagles in air battle crash-land at airport
Dude these two eagles were fighting mid-air and got stuck. They crash landed at an airport and both survived.
How hardcore is that? Look at their faces tho.
Its like “I swear to GAWD Jerry”

If this isn’t the best metaphor for congress I don’t know what is.

Didnt this happen in the odyssey

teentit4ns:

mamasam:

bestrooftalkever:

Two bald eagles in air battle crash-land at airport

Dude these two eagles were fighting mid-air and got stuck. They crash landed at an airport and both survived.

How hardcore is that? Look at their faces tho.

Its like “I swear to GAWD Jerry”

If this isn’t the best metaphor for congress I don’t know what is.

Didnt this happen in the odyssey

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our child hood

theCHAMBA

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yourneighborhoodcannibal:

mishasminions:

I SWEAR I LAUGH AT THIS EVERY TWO SECONDS

This is my favorite post of all time.

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supershawarmalock:

raisesomehale:

inquiringcharlie:

there is only two people on this earth that make those moves work for them

Beyonce

this guy

image

I think I have an inner gay man who wants this guy’s dick.

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dollyfarton:

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

The kids face behind her is my reaction


fcuk

dollyfarton:

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

The kids face behind her is my reaction

fcuk

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sojustkeepholdingon:

w0lfwhistle:

godsavethepeen:

what happened when i entered the internet world

I can’t not reblog this, it’s my life in a gif.

no this is warped tour

sojustkeepholdingon:

w0lfwhistle:

godsavethepeen:

what happened when i entered the internet world

I can’t not reblog this, it’s my life in a gif.

no this is warped tour

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lifehacks247:

For More Posts Like This Follow LifeHacks247

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bitelchus:

swatlock:

Pop Culture References in Shrek 2 (1/?)

Click the gifs for more information

OH MY GOD, IM SO GLAD I FOUND THIS ON MY DASH.

I´VE BEEN LOOKING FOR IT FOR AGES. 

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relahvant:

GODDAMIT MR NOODLE

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I don’t think I’m gonna blow it with Nikki because Tiffany’s a slut.

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theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

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I'm super awesome! I'm super short and love cookies! Hence my awesome nickname!

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